TheMeanMan'sParty
吝啬鬼的聚会
Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."
"Whyusemyelbowandfoot?"
"Well,gosh,"wasthereply,"You'renotcomingempty-handed,areyou?"
2:
老师在黑板上写了一句:Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译.有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽.”
小明上英文课时跟老师说:MayIgotothetoilet?
老师说:Goahead.
小明就坐了下来.过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:MayIgotothetoilet?
老师说:Goahead.
小明又坐了下来.他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?
小明说:你没听老师说「去你个头」啊!
3:
hey,thatlady,ilikeyou,willyoubemygirlfiend?
-oh,sorry,ithinkyouhavetomakeyourfacechangedfirst,youaretoohandsometobelookedat.
everybodywasdancingwhileablondealoneinanarmchair.justthen,shewashappytoseeahandsomeyoungmancomingtowardsher.
"areyougoingtodancing?"askedthemanpleassntly.
"yes,"shewhispered.
4:
howareyou?怎么是你?
howoldareyou?怎么老是你?